Contrary to local rumor, nothing much happens in Clinton.

Little Known Fact: Clinton NJ is the HOME of the Hunterdon Review where The Inquiring Eye is no longer employed.

The Inquiring Eye

recommends that the WILDLIFE of Clinton be avoided!

this guy doesn't actually HAIL from Clinton, but he is cute.

There are A few old buildings in Clinton, NJ

But all-in-all, Clinton, NJ is not that interesting.

Do NOT eat at the Japanese Restaurant In Clinton, NJ. They have no liquor license, they got the check wrong and The Inquiring Eye thought that the food was unfresh and seasoned abominably.