Thinking of Staying at the Good Nite Motel at San Francisco Airport?
Think Again!!!
Let the Inquiring Eye Save You the Pain!
Welcome to YOUR ROOM!!!
Dont call MOM from THIS PHONE...
We were afraid we might get COOTIES sitting in this baby!!! 
Look at that FILTHY Bedboard...
PLEASE tell me that's NOT BLOOD!!! 
Eww! Ick! Grime! Trash! Crumbling infrastructure...Be ready to jump if there is an earthquake! (We've saved you the agony of the moldy ceiling.)
November 13, 2007