While The Inquiring Eye would rather

eat a plate of worms then find love,

The Inquiring Eye does have sympathy for those of you not fortunate enough to be in the same position.

Valentines Day Tips...From The Inquiring Eye

Exploring ALL Scenario's

Love is in the air...

Love is in the air...

hearts smallh

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Inquiring Eye's LOVE CUBE
The relationship that you currently have can be described by one of the squares at the top.
The relationship that you WANT can be described by one of the squares on the side.
Find where the two squares intersect and VOILA!!! You have your Valentine's Day Solution.

 

 

 

What you HAVE---->

Devoted Love

Passionate Love

HOT relationship

WARM relationship

Current Relationship nearly DEAD

FRIENDSHIP or CASUAL AQUAINTANCE

What you want (below)

Devoted Love

Jewelry, Land
Land
marriage proposal

priest

romantic dinner and a personal gift*

Passionate Love

Champagne, flowers, jewelry AND a trip to Bermuda
Champagne, flowers, jewelry AND a trip to Bermuda
Jewelry, dinner, trip to Bermuda
Flowers (sent to work) Jewelry, dinner, trip to Bermuda
a priest ..or a different relationship
romantic dinner, flowers delivered to work

HOT SEX

Trip to Bermuda
trip to Bermuda, Jewelry
racy underware, bottle of whiskey
dinner, lots of champagne
a hooker
a new friend

COOL things DOWN

flowers from Wawa with the cellophane and price tag still in place. Late.
nice dinner...not TOO nice
a Hallmark card. sent through the mail. Postage due.
an e-card
a shovel
nothing.

IT'S OVER time to send the message

come home at 2 AM, drunk, smelling like sex
Half dead Flowers from Wawa, still dripping water
Be unavailable. Send nothing and dont apologize or offer explainations
an e-card...sent to the office after 5PM so that it will arrive the next day (late)
send nothing. Dont call, dont write, dont be available.
a salmon. a RAW salmon.

casual friend or aquaintance

a divorce
dinner at Ponderosa.
a new friend
a small generic teddy bear holding a cardboard heart that reads 'Friends Forever'
Dinner, dancing...a show...WITH SOMEONE ELSE
candy

 

Never give racy underwear without something extra, if you want to create a positive impression.

Personal Gifts are always handmade by artists.