Tips for Sane Living from Mother Sanity
Mother Sanity: THE Internet Authority for Sound Judgment and Good Sense
There is no virtue that TheInquiringEye values more than sanity. Lunacy is a nuisance, a bothersome pest that can detract from your social standing within the community, your employment status, even your credit rating. Delerium, hysteria, obsessions and phobias ccan be socially awkward and distasteful. Dont settle for second rate! Buck up, Buckerooo! Mother Sanity is here to help.
If it looks peculiar or threatening, it should not be living in your kitchen.
Mother Sanity suggests that it may also be inadvisable to consume.
Look, guys...Just because it costs a lot of money does not mean it's gonna look good.
Mother Sanity says that it is ill advised to wear articles such as this one to business meetings or other formal occassions.
While initially appearing great, not all business ideas are suitable for development. (See
Rat Routing
)
It's hard to believe, but yes, InquiringEye Enterprises has not sold a single dead rat.
Buying a $2000 toilet is not necessarily a good financial decision in a troubled economy.
A better decision would be to make a contribution to TheInquiringEye. All donations are welcome, and will be used to promote the mental health of Mother Saqnity.
RJ
says:
Buy a cat.
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