The Inquiring Swami's Predictions for 2009


 

 

1. Mother Sanity will make $0.35 from commercial traffic on TheInquiringEye.

 

2. The Inquiring Son will graduate from 10th grade and get his computer back after getting a 'C' (it better be a C, son) in math.
3.TheInquiringEye, desperate for vodka will be forced to get a job. (Let's not over-react kids.)
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4. The Inquiring Tom will get drunk and run the lawnmower into a tree.

5. Fifteen new orange cats will get caught in the Inquiring Coon Trap, only 1 of which will have to be shot.



5. Some Poor Soul will finally adopt The Inquiring Dog, leaving The Inquiring Cat nothing to graw on.

 

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 Mother Sanity  says:
 
 Texas will be sold to China and re-named Wong Jow Province, in payment of the US national debt.
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