Sure, you can buy a Hummer, run them down at the supermarket, but that would cost thousands.
Imagine the look on old grandma's face when she finds a dead rat on her doorstep! Revel in the neighbor's horror when they 'discover' that there is a 'rodent problem' in the neighborhood!
Merry with the the mirth, as the bosses holiday guests arrive to a welcome wagon of dead rats strewn across the driveway!
Snubbed by a waiter? Overcharged by the drycleaner? Dissed by the real estate agent?
Nothing spells economic doom for a business like dead rats in the restroom...in the doorway...under a chair...
YOU can DELIVER the holiday gift