Dear Inquiring Swami:
When will I meet my true love?
signed.
ada
Dear Seeker
ada
:
Your true love is very close to being yours. Follow the GURU's suggestions in the Love Cube, and all will be shortly revealed.
signed,
The Inquiring Swami
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Dear Inquiring Swami:
I do seems to be cursed! Is it true? Have I been cursed? Please Help!
signed.
ancient mariner
Dear Seeker
ancient mariner
:
signed,
The Inquiring Swami
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Dear Inquiring Swami:
Please help. I am getting fatter and fatter. Soon I will not be able to get though the door! What is wrong with my life?
signed.
fat domonic
Dear Seeker
fat domonic
:
signed,
The Inquiring Swami
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Dear Inquiring Swami:
Isn't this supposed to be my job?
signed.
God
Dear Seeker
God
:
signed,
The Inquiring Swami
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Dear Inquiring Swami:
Why does the ceiling keep falling in on my head?
signed.
max
Dear Seeker
max
:
You may have varmints urinating in the attic . The SWAMI suggests that you set some traps and find out.
signed,
The Inquiring Swami
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Dear Inquiring Swami:
Why doesnt the man that I love return my feelings
signed.
maxmax
Dear Seeker
maxmax
:
The Inquiring Swami has read your cards. You have a 'friend' to which your man is attracted to. Sorry.
signed,
The Inquiring Swami
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