Should this chair be replaced? Repaired? 
No wifi at this United Terminal. The Joy of Flying?
.....NOT!!!!
Welcome to Liberty (aka Newark) International Airport
Should this chair be replaced? Repaired? No wifi at this United Terminal.
The Inquiring Eye says, "Phooey!" to the holiday crowds !
And "Phooey" to filthy dirt.
And The Inquiring Eye Says, "United Airlines Needs an Overhaul!"
Did this guy REALLY have to put his chair ALL the way back? What about the poor sardine sitting behind him?
Look at the size of this United toilet. Do really fat people (the one's they force to buy 2 seats) have to wear diapers on long flights? (Email Replies to The Inquiring Eye)
Hey! Let's Place a Crank Call to Stankus on the Aiplane Phone!
TOO BAD THE PHONE DOESN'T WORK!!!
But wait, what's THAT I see?
Is That a BODY!!!!!
Must have been One Hellova Flight.
That's United Flight 95 from Newark, NJ to San Francisco, California. The Boobie Prize on this trip goes to the nasty old wrinkled up life-hating wretch of a stewardess flying the mission. Time to get a NEW JOB, lady!